Hello
Beatles fans: Goodbye
Doors fans: I love you, won't you tell me your name
Pink Floyd fans: Is there anybody in there?
Lionel Richie fans: Is it me you're looking for?
Led Zeppelin fans: BABE BABE BABE BABE
Nirvana fans: Hello, hello... how low...
Foo Fighters fans: I've waited here for you, everlong
Red Hot Chili Peppers fans: Ding dong dang
U2 fans: HELLO HELLO, I'M AT A PLACE CALLED VERTIGO!
